What to do? Reach for the hubby's sport scented masculine stuff. Whatever at this point.
Madison gets home from school. Here is the conversation.
"Madison, have you seen my deodorant?"
"Yes, it's in my gym bag."
"Why did you take my deodorant?"
"I was out."
"So, YOU are out. You decide to take mine, and now I am out."
She chuckles, and of course I realize this is absolutely something I would have done as a teenager.